deanna January 4th, 2008

I’ve of course never been married, but I sometimes compare my wedding to my senior prom. (Only let’s hope I don’t dump my man the next day.) My prom, at the time, seemed like the biggest event of my life and I just couldn’t wait. And of course with all the excitement and preparation came the crazy dreams. And I mean crazy…

So I wasn’t too surprised when my wedding nightmares started last year. Most are the typical worries: getting married on the wrong day, forgetting to invite anyone, the church shrinks while we’re in it…real common stuff. Well I finally experienced a “mind movie” that I wouldn’t mind watching again and I thought I would share it with you.

It was my wedding day and I think because of lousy weather, I got mad and called the whole thing off. Well Neil had already set up all his equipment, so he was annoyed and decided to smoke a joint in the parking lot. I thought this was an interesting concept so I sat next to him and started talking. He offered me a puff when a cop showed up to ask what we were doing. At that point Neil was so high, he offered the cop his own joint, which he gladly accepted!

Unfortunately, Neil wasn’t in the sharing mood and another officer was mad he didn’t get offered a joint so he arrested Neil.Like a crazy man, Neil jumped in his 80’s Ford pickup truck and started doing donuts in the grass at my reception site. Dug the whole thing up like a mess than left, with the cops chasing after him.

As he ran off, we called Liesl to come bail him out of jail, but instead she decided to talk to me on a balcony somewhere and discuss life. And of course as we were chatting, the whole thing fell down and we ended up joining the New York City marathon in progress below.

Can’t say I remember who won!But I woke up totally confused wondering if I was married or needed to find a different photographer. Should I be concerned?